Pathetic Loser

What's really sad is the man you see above is about average in the world of New York politics, I think his fall from ethically corrupt to morally bankrupt proves my theory that NY politicians on all sides of the isle have an ongoing bet to see who can become the most pathetic loser. First, Eliot Spitzer has to be the ugliest guy I've ever seen, I think he was a crossbreed between a chimp and an orc from Lord of the Rings, or maybe he was just the product of his mom's botched abortion. Second if I was female, attractive, and in the hooking business I would charge this guy ten grand just to sit in the same room and stand his presence. His lady friend got gypped. Third I think New York could be better run if we stopped having public elections and started playing eeny meeny miny moe with the long term welfare roles. But other than that I think New York is great.

Sincerely,
Greg